The Official Jokey Joke Thread

[Shaydeh]

Post up jokes or riddles. Praise for the funneh!! I'll go first. I just heard this on the radio today.



2 zebras were talking and one says to the other " Am I white with black stripes or black with white strips? "

The one zebra says " Hmmm I dont know! You should pray about and ask God"

So the one zebra does just that he goes to sleep and has a dream where God appeared and he asked him " God I'm so confused I dont know what I am..am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes? "

God's reply was " You are what you are"

The confused zebra tells the other zebra Im still confused God came to me and I asked him what I was and he only replied I am what I am! I'm still confused!!

His friend replied " Hmmmmmmm..you must be white because God said you are what you are because if you were black he would have said " You IS what you IS "





Funny? Yes?

You next!

[GOD!!!]

what's the difference between batman and a blackman?

























batman can go out at night without robin (robbing)

>_>

[SBYM]

Let's see if I can remember how this one goes...

Alright, so there's this guy, right? He's driving down a long highway out in the middle of effin' nowhere, right? So, like, he's out there drivin', and he's out there drivin', and he's out there just a drivin'.

Well, at some point this guy's gotta shit. So he's drivin' on until he sees a gas station on down the road. He floors it, and pulls in only to see that the place has been closed down for quite a while. This guy's too far out from the next town to really make it there in time, and ain't no way he's droppin' in his own automobile. So he decides "Fuck it." and goes to look for the restroom.

He makes his way inside and goes to handle his business when he panics. "There's no toilet paper! I'm fucked! Oh for the love of..." Just then he sees, written on the wall, a message just above a hole in the wall.

IF THE TOILET PAPER IS ALL GONE, WIPE WITH YOUR FINGERS AND STICK THEM INTO THIS HOLE. THEY WILL BE CLEANED WITH A HUMAN MOUTH.

He can't fuckin' believe it. "What is this?!" So he runs about the gas station trying to find something, anything, he can wipe with. Needing to go very badly at this point, and having had no luck procuring any wiping material he caves in a follows the instructions.

He gets done and, begrudgingly, decides to go through with it. Disgusted, he wipes his ass with his fingers and sticks them into the hole, praying that the message wasn't a lie.

Just on the other side of that wall, a guy holding two bricks smashes them together on the mans fingers, causing him to pull them back in pain and put them in his mouth.

:bron:

[Shaydeh]

lmao thats was gross SBYM!!

[The.Bitch.Next.Door]

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?




























Camembert ...(cmon bear..)

[SBYM]

Originally Posted by ShAdY

lmao thats was gross SBYM!!

Indeed. It'd been so long since I'd told it, though, that I kind of missed parts of it in the write-up. :/

[Throwback Kid]

Lmfao @ SBYM

[Crimson BLAZE]

Originally Posted by SBYM

Let's see if I can remember how this one goes...

Alright, so there's this guy, right? He's driving down a long highway out in the middle of effin' nowhere, right? So, like, he's out there drivin', and he's out there drivin', and he's out there just a drivin'.

Well, at some point this guy's gotta shit. So he's drivin' on until he sees a gas station on down the road. He floors it, and pulls in only to see that the place has been closed down for quite a while. This guy's too far out from the next town to really make it there in time, and ain't no way he's droppin' in his own automobile. So he decides "Fuck it." and goes to look for the restroom.

He makes his way inside and goes to handle his business when he panics. "There's no toilet paper! I'm fucked! Oh for the love of..." Just then he sees, written on the wall, a message just above a hole in the wall.

IF THE TOILET PAPER IS ALL GONE, WIPE WITH YOUR FINGERS AND STICK THEM INTO THIS HOLE. THEY WILL BE CLEANED WITH A HUMAN MOUTH.

He can't fuckin' believe it. "What is this?!" So he runs about the gas station trying to find something, anything, he can wipe with. Needing to go very badly at this point, and having had no luck procuring any wiping material he caves in a follows the instructions.

He gets done and, begrudgingly, decides to go through with it. Disgusted, he wipes his ass with his fingers and sticks them into the hole, praying that the message wasn't a lie.

Just on the other side of that wall, a guy holding two bricks smashes them together on the mans fingers, causing him to pull them back in pain and put them in his mouth.

:bron:

lol..Deon Cole told that joke..

Nevertheless the shit's funny.

[Throwback Kid]

Why are black people so tall?

[Shaydeh]

Originally Posted by Throwback Kid

Why are black people so tall?

*waits*